Done by Jason at Alchemy Tattoo in Los Angeles, CA USA
“I believe there is another world waiting for us. A better world, and I’ll be waiting for you there” - Cloud Atlas
Read “The Illusion”
behind every successful man is hundreds of years of privilege
“His children are falling from the sky.”
Martin Freeman (on Benedict): He’s sweet and generous in an almost childlike way. He’s very easy to screw over. I could take advantage of him playing cards. Actually, I must take advantage of him playing cards. But as an actor, he’s one of the very few people I’ve worked with whose taste I don’t question. Even subconsciously I’m not going, ‘Well, I wouldn’t have done it like that.’ He commits.
Benedict Cumberbatch(on Martin): He’s always doing kung fu on me. We’ll be standing around, and I won’t be paying any attention to him, and then he suddenly goes, ‘HYYYMMNNNN’ and his hand is right next to my windpipe.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one