OH MY GOD secondhand embarrassment…
This is the best story ever, I swear.
S: The thing is, the Benedict sees is a little different to the Benedict we know[…] so the Benedict that all the girls love and stuff, it’s- it’s a myth.
Oh my flipping god. I fucking love you, Simon.
Alex Baker - Instantaneous Mechanical Destruction
So that’s why I turned out like this…
it all makes sense now.
no wondered why we hated Joe
you stupid beautiful idiot
Benedict Cumberbatch → STID Press Tour
Cumberbatch. Cumberbatch, stop. I can’t handle how precious you are. Jesus. Too much.
eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
This makes me laugh every time