"I called Prime Minister David Cameron a “pitiless blank-eyed hell-wraith” and described his familiar evening ritual: a stomach-churning rite which opens with ceremonial skin-shedding and climaxes with the swallowing of a live foal." -

- Charlie Brooker.

This warms my tiny, cynical heart.

This is a shrimp on a treadmill.

Yes.

Natalie Dessay performs Offenbach’s ‘Les Oiseaux dans la Charmille’.

Omg dying. Dyiiiiiiing. Tears of mirth.

thedailywhat:

On-Air Smackdown of the Day: Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly returned to host America Live after a few months away taking care of her newborn baby girl, Yardley Evans Brunt.

First order of business: Verbally smack conservative radio personality Mike Gallagher for calling maternity leave “a racket.”

[mediamatters.]

What a fantastic woman. 

- ‘Sail’ by AWOLNATION.

Sometimes I find songs that I get so ridiculously hyped over all I can do is flap helplessly. This is one of those songs.

- The Jayne Austen Book & Gun Club: ‘Pride and Extreme Prejudice’