storm in a teacup
24.
Quaker.
SE London.
English lit grad.
Sherlockian.
Aspiring librarian.
Tea-drinker and knitter extraordinaire.

Someone has left a Genie mug on the sideboard in the staff kitchen

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During a session of the Battlestar Galactica board game

  1. <b> J:</b> *points at corner of base star model* In real life, you wouldn't be able to fit that up your butt.<p><b>Me:</b> Could be a new Galactica tactic. They fire Lee Adama out of the air lock, butt first, straight at it.<p><b>J:</b> The civilians on a nearby ship see him fly past, butt bare, a boom box playing 'Rock The Casbah' strapped to his chest, bucket of lube in one hand and a lit candle in the other (for romance).<p><b>Me:</b> He's taken the rallying cry of 'FUCK THE BASE STAR!' very literally.<p>

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

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nelliescoffee:

DONATE HERE
Hi, my name is Nellie and I need your help. Some would say I’m a crazy dog person and I guess this donation page really proves it. 
My dog Coco was mysteriously injured today. At first we thought it was just an attack by a wild animal while she was outside but upon bringing her to the first vet, they assume she must have been hit by a car.The vet said that she has two fractured hips that were seperated from her spine and will need surgery to reattach them. They were able to tell this from x-rays and are going to do more blood work to make sure she has no internal bleeding. Coco right now is able to stay comfortable through an IV, pain management and a pain patch. It was over 1k to keep her in overnight care, which at this point is necessary. The vet had a positive outlook and said she would be able to recover with surgery. I would not be asking for money if there was any belief that my beloved dog would not make it through. We want to go into this with only the most positive vibes and all the hope we have.Coco is 5 pound Chihuahua that we welcomed into our family years ago. She’s a tough little thing. We like to say she’s a bad dog but a good girl. She’s not one to mess with and I truly believe that she will make a speedy recovery if she’s able to have this surgery. I am not one to ask others for help. It takes me a lot to even let someone buy me coffee every now and again. But my dogs mean the world to me and it breaks my heart to think that my dog has a chance to live on happily if we only had the money.At this time, we cannot come up with any other financial options so I’ve turned to my friends and the online community to hopefully help save my dog.I understand that some people aren’t in the place to donate money and even wanting to help out means the world to me and my family. Please share this page with your friends, family, followers.If any verification is needed to make a donation, such as the name of the animal hospital where my dog is residing or anything else, please message me at Nelliescoffee.tumblr.com/askThank you for taking the time out to even read this page.

nelliescoffee:

DONATE HERE

Hi, my name is Nellie and I need your help. Some would say I’m a crazy dog person and I guess this donation page really proves it. 


My dog Coco was mysteriously injured today. At first we thought it was just an attack by a wild animal while she was outside but upon bringing her to the first vet, they assume she must have been hit by a car.

The vet said that she has two fractured hips that were seperated from her spine and will need surgery to reattach them. They were able to tell this from x-rays and are going to do more blood work to make sure she has no internal bleeding. 

Coco right now is able to stay comfortable through an IV, pain management and a pain patch. It was over 1k to keep her in overnight care, which at this point is necessary. The vet had a positive outlook and said she would be able to recover with surgery. I would not be asking for money if there was any belief that my beloved dog would not make it through. We want to go into this with only the most positive vibes and all the hope we have.

Coco is 5 pound Chihuahua that we welcomed into our family years ago. She’s a tough little thing. We like to say she’s a bad dog but a good girl. She’s not one to mess with and I truly believe that she will make a speedy recovery if she’s able to have this surgery. 

I am not one to ask others for help. It takes me a lot to even let someone buy me coffee every now and again. But my dogs mean the world to me and it breaks my heart to think that my dog has a chance to live on happily if we only had the money.

At this time, we cannot come up with any other financial options so I’ve turned to my friends and the online community to hopefully help save my dog.

I understand that some people aren’t in the place to donate money and even wanting to help out means the world to me and my family. Please share this page with your friends, family, followers.

If any verification is needed to make a donation, such as the name of the animal hospital where my dog is residing or anything else, please message me at Nelliescoffee.tumblr.com/ask

Thank you for taking the time out to even read this page.

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coutois:


meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

coutois:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

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latteinparis:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

Well shit man

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spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

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jumpingjacktrash:

rockpapertheodore:

holy shit, the laughter that was forced out of my mouth at incredible volume.

JUST ROLL WITH IT suggested the prostate and all was well with the world

fffffffffffff

vastderp-placeholder:

jumpingjacktrash:

rockpapertheodore:

holy shit, the laughter that was forced out of my mouth at incredible volume.

JUST ROLL WITH IT suggested the prostate and all was well with the world

fffffffffffff

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fleurdulys:

Tristan and Isolde - Yoshitaka Amano
~1980

fleurdulys:

Tristan and Isolde - Yoshitaka Amano

~1980

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oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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martinekenblog:

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